Coastals

you will never be able to hold a candle to the infamous Corn Youth Alliance as long as you keep tensing up like that. Do some deep breathing. Visualize wacking someone with a bat. Whatever it takes.

Hang in there.

Love, Harvey.

Last night I was notified via telegram that an over the falls event took place on the Yough river in Ohiopyle, PN on Sat. Aug. 5. I was also noted via telegraph that three members of the Corn Youth Alliance not only ran the falls but effectively took over operations of the safety portion of the even...

Monster put on at Reedy Creek on this sunny Saturday aprehensive and nervous, with songs from the "Unsinkable Molly Brown" running through his head. He knelt down. Then he got up because he remembered this was his day off. Then he knelt in the Nitro! He dipped his paddle. Then he un-dipped...

Not enought said, as I understand the story Mr. Dweasle, or shoud I say Mr. Mouth? I understand there was a Cornination following yesterdays paddle. The information came to me via telegraph to my home in Marrakesh were I am relaxing between shoots for my next move Camille (coincidence?) coming soon ...

Well the news has finally reached France where I am on location filming The Curse of the Gypsy (Kind of funny really, considering the JR Gris Gris that Ms. Wilson can't seem to shake). What news you ask. Ask no longer. It is the news that the Corn is now fully "enGorged". My five best have...

Hi, I'm Harvey Keitel. You may know me from such great films as Pulp Fiction, The Last Temptation of Christ and The Piano (for which a certain part of my anatomy won a best supporting award). Starting way back when I first rocketed to stardom for my role in episode 1.1 of Kojak in 1973, I have been ...